oh hell no
"The oceans are already 30 percent more acidic than they were at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, as they absorb 22 tons of carbon dioxide a day. By the end of the century, they could be 150 percent more acidic."
1. Monte Cristo @ Mama's (check)
2. Irish Coffee @ Buena Vista (check)
3. 10+ hours of video game playing (check)